1. allonsytimelord:

    im on the bus and an old woman just smiled and winked at me because I’m grinning at my phone and i think she thinks im talking to a boy but im actually reading gay fanfic omfg

    (via ohmygogapplejuice)

     

  2. (Source: bininanime, via lawliet-is-sad)

     


  3. waitinforthebus:

    what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

    (via slothwrestling)

     

  4. karcrabtastic:

    im obsessed with the peixes and im not sorry

    (via homestuck-in-hyrules-impala)

     


  5. thatsmoderatelyraven:

    ive been hungry for 4,000 years

    (via sheeranal)

     

  6. stridermcfly:

    John’s hands are reaching through multiple points in time and space.

    (via sassyporrim)

     

  7. I have lost things you will never understand!

    (via perpetual-pondering)

     


  8. giraffepoliceforce:

    If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

    (via burritoki)

     

  9. eridaww:

    Breaking news: my dashboard confirms that I’m actually eridan

    (via alfredfkirkland)

     

  10. (Source: miaman, via ivegotdirkshead)