1. allonsytimelord:

    im on the bus and an old woman just smiled and winked at me because I’m grinning at my phone and i think she thinks im talking to a boy but im actually reading gay fanfic omfg

    (Source: bennidick, via um-stop)

     
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  3. waitinforthebus:

    what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

    (via slothwrestling-deactivated20130)

     
  4. karcrabtastic:

    im obsessed with the peixes and im not sorry

    (Source: psyshox, via homestuck-in-hyrules-impala)

     

  5. thatsmoderatelyraven:

    ive been hungry for 4,000 years

    (via sheeranal-deactivated20130724)

     
  6. stridermcfly:

    John’s hands are reaching through multiple points in time and space.

    (Source: heterodoof, via sassyporrim)

     
  7. I have lost things you will never understand!

    (via trashteam2k14)

     

  8. giraffepoliceforce:

    If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

    (via majotoki)

     
  9. eridaww:

    Breaking news: my dashboard confirms that I’m actually eridan

    (Source: spookyrinharu, via merryengland)

     
  10. (Source: miaman, via autistic-hulkling)